[*] This is not comedy: this is life

I'm minding my own business at lunch, reading Drudge for headline news because I'm too stupid to "get" how to read other blog'd news sources, and I find This bit of feature news from the L.A Times.

Here's the real stunner, buried down far enough that you might not catch it:
[Snoop Dogg], whose real name is Calvin Broadus, also has deep roots in youth football. He remembers the life lessons he learned while playing for the Long Beach Poly Junior Jackrabbits.

"It taught me how to work with other kids," he says, "how to have a relationship, how to learn. My coach taught me about religion as well as football, about keeping God in everything we did." (emph. added)
You all read my blogging about Christian hero Bono, right? I'm waiting for somebody to start calling Snoop Dogg a Christian hero. Who's got that kind of moxie?

Hey Snoop: care to tell us where God is in you CD Doggystyle? Anyone?

[$] Man, that site meter counter is cool!

I'd like to say "hi!" to the readers in:
Marysville, WA
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Sacramento, CA
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Casa Grande, AZ
Abilene, TX
Oklahoma City, OK
Little Rock, AR
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Kansas City, MO
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That's crazy, isn't it? Get these:
Nothingham, UK (how kind of you to join us!)
Baden-Wurttemberg, Germany (nett, Sie, Freund zu sehen)
Perth, Australia (good on ya mate! Thanks for poppin' in!)

Now I'll lose my job just keeping up with who my visitors are.

[%] Just read this

I am 40 years old (give or take a month), and I will never be this funny and restrained. I just have to admit it to myself.

That's another way of saying: "I blame Doug Wilson for my mid-life crisis; it's all his fault."

[$] Theme Music

I know you were all sure I was kidding about theme music, but I wasn't.

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I'm looking for a suitable way to embed this in the site without actually using the EMBED tag. Any of you HTML ninjas have any ideas?

UPDATE: the new and improved theme music is available to hear or not hear in the sidebar. The QT controller was constructed using The Embedded Media HTML Generator from the UCSF/CIT web site. You'd think this information would be easier to find!

[*] Sic Semper Jus Divinum

This is a carry-over from the meta at Steve Hays' blog:


Coupla notes:

- If I have ever implied that JD has a bad relationship with the Gospel in the general sense (that is, that he's disconnected from the Gospel at the aggregate level, that he does not have faith), then my words were chosen poorly because I do not believe that is the case. However, it is important to understand that someone can have good faith and do bad things which do not promote the Gospel. When I asked "what is our relationship to the Gospel ..." I was asking about the relationship of a specific act to the Gospel message (as demonstrated by the example as I spelled it out), I was saying that DOMA does not take a right view of the Gospel and therefore makes a mess of defining marriage.

- I drew my text from DOMA, which is actually the law, not FMA, which is not actually the law. DOMA was the law as it was passed in 1996 in the earliest round of this broo-ha-ha, and it was seen as a big victory by the ECBs. It is also the basis for further lobbying on their part at the state level. DO you think DOMA did anything to actually defend the Christian view of marriage? Is it the defintion you would use or defend?

- Given the text you cite, and your confession that this amendment only recognizes marriage as a legal status, how can it be seen as a victory for the Christian view of marriage? Do you think this is the definition of marriage that people ought to abide by? If it is, you are going to find that you have just handed the keys to the car to homosexual lobby -- because there is no legal basis for restricting this legal status to just one man and one woman.

"Oh Cent," you say, "you're so stupid. This is a constitutional amendment. The courts can't tamper with it once it's adopted." No, they can not -- but the question this amendment completely begs is "what other kinds of unions are there besides marriage that states can adopt?" If this amendment is made part of the Constitution, other kinds of unions are right around the corner -- not by slipper slope reasoning, but by the fact that this amendment does not forbid making other kinds of unions like marriage: it only forbids "construing" (which is to say, interpreting or assuming in the legal sense) that other kinds of unions are like marriage.

- What inevitably happens in this discussion, JD, is that you start sticking words into my mouth. For example, when you change my statement My gripe is that the Gospel is not in their legislation at all into Hello?! What, now the law *is* the gospel? This is ridiculous, you have changed what I have said into something you are more comfortable arguing against.

All men make laws. Romans 2 says that when those without the Law demonstrate that they know something about the Law (by conscience or by moral duties), they remove the excuse that they didn't know any better. So when men (generic) make laws, they demonstrate that they have some awareness of God's decrees.

If all me make laws, what kind of laws should disciples of Christ make? For example, should we make laws about murder which plead about fairness or citizenship as the basis for the right of a person not to be killed in the street? Or should the disciple of Christ say, "All men are created equal, and are endowed by their creator with certain unalienable rights, among them being life"? Ceratinly that is not how any law against murder is written in our country, but it is certainly how all laws against murder are framed in this country because this presupposition was in the basis of the Declaration of Independence.

"Cent, you nitwit," you may respond, "if the Declaration frames the murder laws, why not just admit it frames the marriage laws as well?" Because, in fact, it does not frame marriage at all. It advances broad general principles which do not cover all moral reasoning. It is the responsibility of the Christian political activist to advance the Gospel by making sure that moral precepts are demonstrated in the law from the right metaphysical and epistemological foundation.

In that way, your criticism of my statements simply overlooks the fact that just saying "murder is illegal" is not even remotely a Christian view of things -- and I can prove this by pointing you at the current rush to (again) outlaw the death penalty. If murder law was based on Biblical principles, the right of Government to execute the murderer would be unquestionable -- and would not be equated with murder but with justice. But our penal codes don't even come close to making that kind of distinction, and in that they fail to uphold the right (yes, it is a right) of the government to punish the evildoer.

So when you object to me for trying to equate the Gospel and the civil law (which I do not do), think about the impact having the actual Gospel -- that is, all of God's truth -- as the basis for the things that are and are not illegal (which is what I have been saying over and over and oner ...). The law with the Gospel in it is radically different than the law which does not intersect with the Gospel.

- When you confuse my assertion that the current acts which forbid Gay marriage are merely a club with which to beat Gays off of "marriage" with what Rome was doing, you are making an error of type -- by ignoring who you are defending and why. No one is denying that Paul affirmed that Roman authorities bore the ministry of the sword. The question is, "should Christians implementing laws make judgments by the standards and implement the same kinds of political reasoning as pagan Romans?"

The answer has to be "no". If our political philosophy -- which includes why things ought to be illegal, what the consequences of illegal behavior ought to be, and in what social realm behaviors ought to be defined and dealt with -- is no better than Roman Senators and Caesars, then you have won your argument and lost the point.

I am not calling for or advocating an abandonment of law: I am calling for a view of civil law which places the Gospel first. In that, an ECB ought to have more concern that the civil law is based on God's principles than some person who thinks he is a god who lives in Rome. If the ECBs are the same kind of people that the Roman rulers were, then they should just make laws like the Romans did: for pragmatic reasons as they saw fit, and through the guidance of general revelation rather than Scripture. But if the ECBs are not the same kind of people that the Roman rulers were, then they have something else they have to do besides lobby for pragmatic legal language.

- The definition of marriage is most certainly a function of the Gospel, if you read Eph 5. Marriage is not just about created function but about God's revelation of the Gospel in the roles man and woman have toward each other. If you were reading everything I have typed and not just snatching sentences out of context to score points, you would undoubtedly have seen me make this statement before.

- Last and not least: I have made an effort to avoid zinging you as we have discussed this because I consider you a smart person and a brother in Christ. However, if you're more interested in a street fight, I'm not interested. The reason for me "ignoring you" is that you fly off the handle -- I have the good taste to step back and cool off rather than to tell you, "it's ashame that you don't know the difference between the actual law and proposed constitutional amendment -- maybe if you brushed up on your current events you'd be someone worth discussing this with" or "Your Bible may end in Genesis, but the Bible the ECBs carry does not, and they (and you) might find Eph 5 useful in determining what God's plan for marriage is all about".

If you are interested in this being an exchange of ideas, I'm in -- and will do my best to keep up with you. If you are interested, however, in a flame war, you can look someplace else.

[%] Against the charge of being 'unmutual'

The Pedantic Protestant is having a hard time finding a girlfriend, and he's taking his frustrations out on me -- for being ranked above him in the TTLB ecosystem. To help him along -- and to boost him above me in net links, I have provided a few links here to promote the spirit of mutualism (whatever that means -- I think it is a non-layer method of solving Rubik's Cube):

Pedantic Protestant demonstrates that he doesn't understand the category differences between atheist objectivism and Christian human dignity

Pedantic Protestant slays 1000 men with the jawbone of an ass

Pendantic Protestant demonstrates he has too much time on his hands

Pedantic Protestant does not have a sidekick

If I could have come up with a 5th link, I would have called this post "5 reasons I feel sorry for Time Enloe the Pedantic Protestant", but then I would have taken the joke too far. As it is, I am sure I have just upped the ante for future good-natured ribaldry between PP and myself.

[*] There's no place that's home

I found this article in the Washington Times, and I haven't made up my mind yet whether it is a sign of bad things regarding the future of the two-parent family, or a statement about what happens when the Baby Boomers turn 70.

I'll think about it. You should, too.

[%] Head Rush: off the cuff

I was checking my blog links today (and you can, too -- and I recommend all of them, even the bad ones), and found the Banty Rooster hyping a monologue by Rush Limbaugh from 8/15/05. One of the meatier sections to whet your appetite:
The people of this country, the people who make this country work differ from you in tremendous ways. They are religious. They are God-fearing. They respect values and morality. They know what's right and they know what's wrong, and they do their best to abide. You are offended by all that, claiming they don't have the right to make such decisions, while you sit around and make no decisions whatsoever because you're willing to totally put your life in the hands of some liberal politician and that will take you off the hook for having to make any decision about your life or anybody else's. Well, that's not how the country works. This country works on the basis of an educated and informed public seeking excellence in their own lives to whatever degree they wish it. People pursuing life the best they can, using freedom, God-given freedom -- and for you to call here and to come up with something as irrelevant as to say this war is not worth it because the president's kids aren't there or because nobody from Washington's kids are there doesn't say a thing about the war effort, doesn't say one thing about it, doesn't make it noble, doesn't make it ignoble, doesn't make it anything, because the war is taking place. Whether you agree with the fact that it's going on or not, we all have come to the decision that it's best that we win it. You haven't even joined us on that. You hope we lose it. You want to lose it because you want to embarrass the leaders of the country. What must your lives be like?
And that wasn't scripted -- as far as I know or as far as I have been able to discover. I kinda got sick of Rush about 6 or 7 year ago, but this monologue tells us something about him. It tells us that Rush really believes this stuff.

What someone should do is compare this dissertation to any dissertation of equal length that was not scripted that has been tossed out there by someone from Air America or anyone else from the Left. Compare it in tone and in substance; compare it line by line.

[%] Challies follows up

After blogging in a 6-part series on Mark Driscoll's Radical Reformission, I have found that Tim Challies has read the book and has some insights.

Because I am not the pope of blogdom (I'm just a superhero, and a second-stringer at that -- just look at my sidekick), you should read Tim's stuff for a second opinion.

[$] Sublime Star Trek musings

Has anyone ever thought of the ecclesiological implications of the fact that the Captain of the Enterprise was "Kirk" but the lowly nurse was merely "Chapel"?

Most of you will not get that one, but I've been laughing about that since I realized it on Saturday. You can see what kind of life I actually live.