Because Oklahoma doesn't have any worse problems...



... like rampant and vulgar Charismatic chaos or the appearance of casinos on every street corner, the Arbuckle Baptist Association has issued a fatwa against (sorry) issued a recommendation that the SBC take a stand against reformed theology and/or Calvinism.

It's funny how the Calvinists want the SBC to have truthful membership records and take a resolution to exercise biblical church discipline, but the other side wants to ban alcohol and Calvinism. There's a punch-line in there someplace, but I'm just too vexed to think of it.