A Pathetic Tell

Some of you watch "professional" poker, I know, and some of those guys are ridiculous.

OK: all of those guys are ridiculous, but some of them have a really solid poker face -- but many of them have a pathetic "tell". You can tell when they're bluffing.

Turns out the Global Warming saints have a terrible tell. In fact, they cannot wait to turn their cards over to show you they were bluffing all along.

This, btw, is why Hillary didn't get elected president: nobody believed her. Every time her lips moved, we knew she was lying -- we just couldn't quite tell how big a fib she was floating. Now, at least, we know.