[?] Frankly, I'm outraged

The Banty Rooster has a good schtick on Frist's stem cell gambit, Phill Johnson blogspots, and I find myself trying to resist blogging about Paula Abdul and Corey Clark -- especially in light of the independent counsel that is going to investigate the claims.

And that's not even funny -- it's sick. It's like the WWE conducting an internal investigation into alleged soft porn being produced in its Diva segments in PPV events. Who's kidding whom? It's hype -- free advertising. If it's false, he lost anyway so what's the point? And if it's true, he lost anyway so what's the point?

There's not even a decent Arsenio Hall or Ryan Seacrest joke in this.