[?] Field promotion

We're promoting Matt Gumm from "Gummby" to "Matty Gummpo". After lunch today, I don't want anyone thinking that Matt is a flexible, rubbery crybaby with a talking horse for a pal -- he's definitely a rugged loner who knows the backwoods way and lives by a code which he knows instinctively, willing to speak the truth concerning you or any man that lived.

That is, if he can get his wife to give him some extra screen time allowance at home. It's nice to know we attract some good people here -- and it's too bad I'm not one of them.

For the invasively-curious, we had Chinese buffet and we talked about our families and our lives as they related to John Brown University. If you want more, you'll have to ask Matt. He tells it better than I do.