[#] Hmph

This morning I am jealous that Kerry Gilliard -- aka Black Calvinst -- is speaking at "No Other Gods".

Mostly I'm jealous that I don't have the guts to put up the "centuri0n is available to speak at your church" link. If I was single, or if I could bring my family, or if I could be certain I wouldn't make a fool of myself, I'd do it. But since I make a fool of myself all the time, I'll just be happily jealous of Kerry.

Besides, if I started to travel and speak, when would I blog? My blog is my life -- and I still owe you people Narnia reviews and the next part of the Derek Webb thing. When would I finish that stuff if I was driving all over the place speaking to people about what's wrong with them?