[?] Slow start to the New Year

The first thing I want you to do is read this.

The next thing I want you to do is to think this:

This is Wilmer Valderrama. One of the tragic facts of history is that this is who he wants you to think he is. Most importantly, This is who he wishes he could be. The one on the left.

I have also had this graphic on the server for about 2 months and haven't had a good reason to use it, so this seemed like a good time.