Oh please. iMonk gets it 98.743% right (more or less), and I'm willing to split the difference with him. When he and I can agree about something like what Dr. Ergun Caner has said, you know something is probably very wrong with Dr. Ergun Caner.

On a related note, How come Ergun Caner gets to be the "pit bull" and I don't have a cool nickname? "centuri0n" is not a nickname: it's a user name. Maybe we can canvass the meta and get me a cool nickname, too.