In an effort to aid and abet the "War on Easter", Pat Robertson has issued a prophecy "if [he] heard the Lord right about 2006".

If he heard the Lord right? Let me tell you something, Pat: I just now heard the Lord right, and he told me to tell you that if He said something to you of prophetic value for the nations to hear, you would "hear Him right". You'd probably wet your pants.

As I have said before, Pat Robertson has become a disgace to the American Christian community, and he ought to be taken aside by someone who is his peer and told to put a sock in it. He advances the cause of the Gospel about as much as a self-flagulating albino monk could advance the Gospel by protecting non-existent secrets about the life of Mary Mags and johnMark.

No offense to albinos, Dawn or Mark, of course.