Seriously now ...

The Jolly Fat Man may hate me in spite of my defense of him, but CafePress has no mercy. Order today by midnight and choose overnight shipping, or wait 2 FULL WEEKS to get your order fulfilled.

2 WEEKS. That's crazy. I ordered something for a friend that I thought would get there but New Years, and it turns out it will barely be there by the Super Bowl. And I paid for that.

Who's naughty and who's nice now?