[?] Good Grief! I've Evolved!

After burning 380 calories at the gym this morning and maintaining an average heart rate of 142 for 34+ minutes, I came home and opened the blog while eating breakfast. Of course, I found Perry's always-helpful chit-chat about why pomo linguistic theory is not self-defeating amusing as breakfast fare, but as I scrolled down the blog, I found that I looked in the TTLB ecosystem mirror and found that I was no longer a slither reptile! By Jove, I'm now a FLAPPY BIRD!
Thank you to all the environmental changes and random chance mutation who have made this possible. I love you even if you are impersonal and have no intention or goal for my sudden biophysical manifestation.