There are a lot of really enjoyable parts of FSM's FAQ, but my avorite is this:
4. Are you an atheist/heathen/etc.?It's a good thing all religions -- even satirical religions -- wind up at the same place, otherwise there'd be a whole lot more people rejecting religion for atheism.
I don't have a problem with religion. What I have a problem with is religion posing as science. Teach creationism in school, fine, but DON'T teach it in a science classroom. Science = the study of repeatable, observable, natural phenomena. Accepting a supernatural explanation is a cop-out. It's faith, NOT science.
Religious nuts: please stop emailing me about that. No I can't "repeat" evolution for you, so stop asking. But if you doubt the science that allows us to guess the age of the earth, then please stop using your computer, cell phones, and TV. The same methods of science that brought you those are the same methods we use for these evil evolution theories. Science is NOT truth, it's the search for truth, fact.Emph Added