[?] Life imitates Snark

Dave Barry and Brian Mattson prove they have the kerygma of prophecy in this blog entry at the Banty Rooster.

Must-read stuff. Follow the instructions carefully.

UPDATED: Oh wait. That's not as funny as this post by Dooce, and you should not read the rest of her blog because it is not family-rated material. Don't do it. You will regret it the same way you regret reading PostSecret.