Dominating the competition, Rachael Starke again gets the nod for spotlight parable of the week. BTW, Rache, less was definitely more this week.
A morbidly obese man went to visit a doctor for his annual physical. After completing the exam, the doctor said to the man solemnly "Sir, your weight is killing you. You must get your diet under control if you want to lose weight. Take this nutrition plan and follow it carefully and you'll get results."
The man took the plan home with him and followed it religiously for several weeks, but his weight barely changed.
Dejected, the man decided to visit another doctor. On completing his exam, the second doctor said "Sir, your weight is killing you. You must exercise vigorously every day if you want to lose weight. Take this exercise plan and follow it carefully and you'll get results."
The man took the plan home with him and followed it religiously for several weeks, but his weight barely changed. Even more dejected, the man drowned his sorrows in an extra-large dinner, and that night, true to both doctors' warnings, he died.
Each of the doctors received a report of their patient's demise, and on reading it, sighed and said, "If only he'd listened to me, he'd be alive today."
As you undoubtedly noticed, I like comics. I wouldn't call myself a "fan boy" because I don't give a flying FOOM what they are worth. That said, almost all the images on my blog are scanned from comics I own -- so they are scanned from comics I own and are used under what I assume is 
