I don't get it

There are a lot of things I don't understand. I could make you a list, but I don't have all day.

What I am most concerned about this morning is that I have no idea how Emmitt amd Cheryl beat Mario and Karina last night for the Dancin' with the Stars Grand Finale. Seriously: Emmitt was sort of light on his feet for a big guy, but Mario ... dude, don't get me wrong. That kid gives me the creeps. But he was dancin', yo!

There's no justice on Prime Time, I swear.