toys

I just ordered a pizza from dominos.com, and I can watch its progress from the web site.

Somehow, that feels like too much information.

And when their site told me that 100 acres of Pizza is eaten every day by the citizens of the United States, I wanted to call off my pizza. That's gross, dude.

Just so you know: you're fat

Here's how I know: there are 17 teaspoons of sugar in one can fo Coke.

And just to be transparent, this may not be how I know you're fat, but it is how I know how I got fat (again).

17 teaspoons of sugar. It makes my 3 teaspoons in 8 ounces of coffee look downright restrained.