Why Timmy Brister is the luckiest man alive

Darrell Orman, pastor of First Baptist Church in Stuart, Florida, and chair of the convention's resolution committee, doubted that the resolution would lead to widespread purging of church rolls. "No one can tell Southern Baptists what to do," he said.

In response, Ascol said, "That's a sad reality. Even Jesus can't tell some Southern Baptists what to do."

BTW, Pastor Tom: nice work for Resolution #6. God willing the SBC will take it as seriously as it takes beer.