It's like a slap in the face

I have been added to the Boar's Head Tavern blogroll. I just saw it on Technorati.

They really know how to hurt a guy, I swear. If I didn't have other things to do today, I'd have a little protest or funeral or something.

When the Pyros and Steve Hays come by to get my TR decoder ring and ceremonial hat, I won't even be able to face them. And Gummby! How am I going to explain this to Gummby and Carla and Nate ... and JIBBS?! Faithful JIBBS! Is this how I repay your years of toadying servility?

I'm not sure I can live with myself. I think I am a victim of my own candor.

Doesn't this violate Rule 40 or something?