wall-crawling menace

In a blow to the civil liberties of superheroes everywhere, that scrawny bag of coat-hangers Spiderman has caved in to pressure from the Feds and the Superhero Registration Act and revealed that his secret identity is Peter Parker.

There's no defending this kind of cowardice. Going forward, Spidey is dead to me. When you're on the wrong side of Captain America, you're on the wrong side, Web Head.

pheh.

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