[*] Better than the Real Thing

I had 5 minutes at lunch today, and it turns out the U2 doesn't want to make their concerts into political fundraisers.

Go ahead and read that again. I'll wait.

<shatner> U2. Doesn't want to make their concerts. Political. fundraisers. </shatner>

Apparently they meant, "political fundraisers for American political activities."

Johnny take a walk with your sister the moon
Let her pale light in to fill up your room
You've been living underground
Eating from a can
You've been running away
From what you don't understand.